urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:americanbittern MoMo MoMo 2003-06-20T18:55:17Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:americanbittern:60849 2003-06-20T18:55:17Z 2003-06-20T18:55:17Z HONEST EXPRESSION <table cellspacing="1" cellpadding="5" style="background:#000 !important"><tr><td cellpadding="5" style="background:#FFF !important"><img src="http://www.adcott.net/ljbarcode/image.php?user=AMERICANBITTERN" alt="AMERICANBITTERN" /></td><td style="background:#FFF !important; color:#000 !important; text-align:center;"><div style="font-size: 2em;">LJ Barcode</div><form action="http://www.adcott.net/ljbarcode/index.php" style="margin:5px;" method="post">LJ username: <input type="text" name="user" /><br /><input type="submit" value="generate" /></form></td></tr></table> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:americanbittern:60558 2003-05-16T20:34:31Z 2003-05-16T20:34:31Z arden what's your phone number?<br />I'd like to talk to you sometime.<br />I'm happy your doing great, I miss you a lot, It's like i think of going to your house, but you don't live there anymore. It's kinda sad.<br /><br />Ri urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:americanbittern:60209 2003-02-14T16:44:34Z 2003-02-14T16:44:34Z Happy Valentines Day!<br /><br />Something is super special planned today...<br />Might be going to a party later tonight too. <br /><br />I'm too excited!<br /><br />Ri urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:americanbittern:60096 2003-02-07T16:50:33Z 2003-02-07T16:50:33Z <center><br /><img src="http://www.samuraisidekick.net/aptest/batemanbanner.jpg" alt="I am Patrick Bateman"><br /><p><br /><font face="verdana" size="1" color="#000000"><a href="http://www.samuraisidekick.net/aptest/test.html">Find out which <i>American Psycho</i> character you are</a></font><br /></center> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:americanbittern:59659 2003-02-01T20:34:19Z 2003-02-01T20:34:19Z here's my fucking update,<br />3 fucking hours!<br />i broke a dish!<br />i was so pissed off!<br />Trek got scared, and ran out of the room.<br />I think this is as mad as i've been in a while. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:americanbittern:59465 2003-01-22T14:39:53Z 2003-01-22T14:39:53Z <a href="http://quizilla.com/users/Shirono/quizzes/The%20inner%20color%20quiz%20(Utena%20Images)"> <img src="http://homepage.mac.com/werkers/colorquiz/youarepink.jpg"> <p>You are pink. You are in limbo. Not pure and manipulated like white, not impure and noble like red. You are unsure of your real identity, but whatever you chose it to be, you can be it. That is your power. You change everyone you touch, and everyone remembers you. In literature, pink represents the place between heaven and hell. You are the one we will never forget.</p> <p>What inner color are you? </p></a> <p><div class='ljparseerror'>[<b>Error:</b> Irreparable invalid markup ('&lt;font [...] shirono&lt;/font&gt;') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.]<br /><br /><div style="width: 95%; overflow: auto">&lt;A HREF= &quot;http://quizilla.com/users/Shirono/quizzes/The%20inner%20color%20quiz%20(Utena%20Images)&quot; &gt; &lt;IMG SRC=&quot;http://homepage.mac.com/werkers/colorquiz/youarepink.jpg&quot;&gt; &lt;P&gt;You are pink. You are in limbo. Not pure and manipulated like white, not impure and noble like red. 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They can't find the baby. This hurts, so much. <br /><br />Rilee urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:americanbittern:58338 2002-10-22T14:48:19Z 2002-10-22T14:48:19Z ...I had another crazy dream last night. I'd rather not talk about it, it's kinda scary. futuristic even. I was over at TOm's then CIba's last night. 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Receptacle. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:americanbittern:56173 2002-09-25T23:39:12Z 2002-09-25T23:39:12Z <table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="1" width="400" bgcolor="#ccddcc"><tr><td><table border="0" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="0" bgcolor="#ffffFF" style="background-color:#ccddcc; color:#000000"><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff" width="100" height="150"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" width="100"><tr height="50"><td width="100" bgcolor="#000000">.</td></tr><tr height="50"><td width="100" bgcolor="#00ff00">.</td></tr><tr height="50"><td width="100" bgcolor="$000000">.</td></tr></table></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffbb"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size="1" color="#000000"><center><b>What is my spectrum?</b></center><p><b>I am green: </b> My main color is green. I like to have fun and comfort. Happiness is the marker of a great life.</font></td><td width="100" bgcolor="#00ff00">.</td></tr> <tr><td bgcolor="#ffee99" colspan="2" align="center"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size="1"><a href="http://www.atomictemple.com/electrons/tests.htm" style="color:#118811">What is my spectrum?</a></font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table><br /><br /><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="1" bgcolor="#ccddcc"><tr><td><table border="0" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="0" bgcolor="#ffffFF" style="background-color:#ccddcc; color:#000000"><tr><td bgcolor="#ccddcc" width="152" height="155"><img src="http://www.atomicrelationships.com/images/mbutt.jpg" width="151" height="154"></td><td bgcolor="#ffffbb"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size="1" color="#000000"><br /><center><b>My Favorite Male Part Is:</b></center><br /><p><br /><b>The Butt:</b> Round and firm.<br /><p><br />Thats where I branded him.<br /></font></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffee99" colspan="2" align="center"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size="1"><a href="http://www.atomictemple.com/electrons/tests.htm" style="color:#118811">Find out your favorite male body part!</a></font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table><br /><br /><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="1" width="450" bgcolor="#ccddcc"> <tr><td><br /><table border="0" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="0" bgcolor="#ffffFF" style="background-color:#ccddcc; color:#000000"> <tr> <td bgcolor="#ccddcc" width="300" height="134"><br /><img src="http://www.atomicrelationships.com/images/flesh.jpg" width="299" height="133"></td> <td bgcolor="#ffffbb"><br /><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size="1" color="#000000"><br /><center><b>The B-Movie That Suits Me Is:</b></center><br /><p><br /><b>Flesh Gordon:</b> In the 70's 'big budget' porns were all the rage. These hybrids combined b-movie sets and scripts with humpalicious action, while not hardcore like modern stuff. The ultimate was Flesh Gordon, now regarded as a comedy. </font></td></tr> <tr><td bgcolor="#ffee99" colspan="2" align="center"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size="1"><a href="http://www.atomictemple.com/electrons/tests.htm" style="color:#118811">Find out which b-movie suits you.</a></font></td></tr></table><br /></td></tr></table><br><br /><br /><table border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="1" bgcolor="#ccddcc" width="300"><tr><td><center><b><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size="1" color="#000000">Would I Survive A Pit Match Against Clinton And Bush</b></center></td></tr><tr><td><table border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="1" bgcolor="#ccddcc"><tr height="30"><td><table height="10"><tr><td width="24" bgcolor="#ff0000">.</td><td></td></tr></table></td><td bgcolor="#ffffff" align="right"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size="1" color="#000000">24% chance Bush would kill you.</td></tr> <tr height="30"><td><table height="10"><tr><td width="0" bgcolor="#ff0000">.</td></tr></table></td><td bgcolor="#ffffff" align="right"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size="1" color="#000000">0% chance Clinton would kill you.</td></tr><tr height="30"><td><table height="10"><tr><td width="0" bgcolor="#ff0000">.</td></tr></table></td><td bgcolor="#ffffff" align="right"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size="1" color="#000000">0% chance he would sexually harass you.</td></tr><tr height="30"><td><table height="10"><tr><td width="76" bgcolor="#ff0000">.</td></tr></table></td><td bgcolor="#ffffff" align="right"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size="1" color="#000000">76% chance you would kill them.</td></tr></table><tr><td colspan="2" align="center"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size="1"><a href="http://www.atomictemple.com/electrons/tests.htm" style="color:#118811">Enter Combat</a></font></td></tr></table></font></font></font></font></font> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:americanbittern:55827 2002-09-19T00:00:51Z 2002-09-19T00:00:51Z Smoke that herb into your mind! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:americanbittern:55697 2002-09-15T23:58:41Z 2002-09-15T23:58:41Z i'm tierd, i'm gonna sleep in my bed with all 10 of my pillows then go out at like 11. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:americanbittern:55546 2002-09-15T00:30:11Z 2002-09-15T00:30:11Z <img src="http://lethe.nu/alucard.jpg"><br><a href="http://lethe.nu/hellsing_quiz.html" target="new">Which Hellsing character are you?</a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:americanbittern:55179 2002-05-31T12:16:13Z 2002-05-31T12:16:13Z ....... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:americanbittern:54885 2002-04-04T15:47:52Z 2002-04-04T15:47:52Z ah oo! Christ on the Cross of Nazarith!<br /><br />Something big happened last night. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:americanbittern:54778 2002-04-04T15:44:00Z 2002-04-04T15:44:00Z <table border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="5" align="center" bordercolor="#333333" width="350"> <tr> <td> <br /> <div align="center"><br /> <a href="http://www.pyrrha.org/pulp"><img border="0" align="center" width="300" height="107" src="http://www.pyrrha.org/pulp/char/miabanner.jpg" alt="What Pulp Fiction Character Are You?"></a> .</div><br /> <br><br />You're known for starting trouble. But you play it cool. Besides, no one can resist your sharp eyes and quick wit. *They* eat from the palm of your hand. Though you have weaknesses, which may have deadly consequences, you, are resurrected, as if the gods themselves breathed immortality into you. <br /> <br><br /> <br><br />Take the <a href="http://www.pyrrha.org/pulp">What Pulp Fiction Character Are You?</a> quiz.&lt;/p&gt; <br /> </td> </tr> </table> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:americanbittern:54277 2002-04-02T17:36:19Z 2002-04-02T17:36:19Z I am worth ---$1,533,960.00. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:americanbittern:54201 2002-03-21T23:32:27Z 2002-03-21T23:32:27Z hi, i'm in the hospital! hahahahahaha